Thursday, April 5, 2012
9. Realizing how terrible you look after a long day
Get up in the morning looking fine and then mid afternoon and realize you've looked terrible all day AWKWARD
8. Getting a bad haircut
Are you ready to see it??? What the.......yup either it's the new barber who just got out of beauty school the old lady who has cataracts or the foreign guy who has no idea what your saying. Welcome to the world of bad haircuts. Crazy bangs, too short pixie cuts, bad dye jobs, and the worst screwed up parts! Ughhhh! And the. barbers like do u like it?? And your just like heck no!!! But you have to be like yeah i like it it's not bad AWKWARD
7. When no tells you that there's a piece of food stuck in your teeth
Hair looks fine makeup fine clothes are good teeth are..... Ewww what is that. You turn to your friend and they act like they didn't know but it's been in there practically all day but no one told you oh yes wait you do have something in your teeth ........(jerkwad) AWKWARD
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
6. Loud Involuntary Noises
Ughhhhh..... Eeeeehhh......ooooo.....pflllllll..... These strange noises are Loud and most likely not on purpose yes there is the occasional I just need to let it go and there are those hold it in hold it in but your body just can't control it and vloom there it goes and everyone staring at you yes just AWKWARD...
Monday, April 2, 2012
5. Walking down a theatre aisle
Excuse me excuse me scuse me..... And then you knock over that guys drink spill that ladies popcorn and then butt face six people all when your just trying to pee you feel like the rudest person in the world oooo that's just sooooo AWKWARD!
4. When you realize your staring at someone
Omg isn't he so hot oh look at that hair look at those check bones look at those eyes.....oh crap hes looking at me oh no he knows I'm staring at me oh god oh god look away look away oh no oh no yes the stare the super awkward moment when staring at your crush or even just a strange person in the corner of the classroom or the bar and then the even awkwarder moment when they start to give you a look like why the hell are you staring at me ughhh it's awful so just sit back and play it cool. But it will always be AWKWARD.
3. When you say a joke and no one laughs
Those jokes that Seem to make so much sense in your head but then as soon as they come out you cringe they can be racist sexist or just flat out politically incorrect. And then there are those jokes that just don't make any sense quite quite awful. Think before you speak to avoid all that AWKWARD
2. When you forget someones name
Wait who are you again? Oh that is so awkward! That old friend from high school your roommate from college or even that person who was in your cabin at summer camp ahh it's awful! I mean there are a million names to remember your not gunna remember those faded people in the back of your brain. I can barely remember my friends name let alone those strangers you met 20 years ago. So next time just pretend you know that person give em a hug instead of a huh! Yup pretty AWKWARD!
Saturday, March 31, 2012
1. Voice Cracks
Ahhhhhh..... Yes. The voice crack. A trademark in any growing boys life. It can be one of the most awkward situations ever. Everyones laughs your face wells up and suddenly your cheeks are on fire. So boys keep those girls in check by having a few. That's awwiiiekward!
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